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Chelsea Handler
American
February 25, 1975
Comedian
We women have to stick together.
Chelsea Handler
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Women
Together
Stick
Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com.
Chelsea Handler
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Even
Sister
Checks
Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.
Chelsea Handler
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Me
Who
Would
I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.
Chelsea Handler
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Them
Try
Boyfriend
Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.
Chelsea Handler
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You
Been
Ever
I like to have a home for people just to have a lot of fun.
Chelsea Handler
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Home
People
Like
I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal.
Chelsea Handler
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Never
Any
Friends
Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
Chelsea Handler
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Really
Your
Parents
You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.
Chelsea Handler
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You
Just
Love
If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't.
Chelsea Handler
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Family
You
Want
I was broke from 19 to 26, borrowing money from my parents or my brothers or sisters every week to pay the bills.
Chelsea Handler
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Money
Every
Parents
If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk about her on the weekends.
Chelsea Handler
Tags:
You
About
Really
Once you've achieved success, and you're making decisions that are working, I don't understand why anyone would be second-guessing themselves.
Chelsea Handler
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You
Would
Why
I like the minute when I can get off the stage and go home, and I know I've done a good job.
Chelsea Handler
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Good
Home
Like
Once I turned 40, my whole life changed in the most mature - not boring way but much cooler way. I feel much more like an adult.
Chelsea Handler
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Like
More
Life
There's a difference between racism and people making a joke about something. There is true racism going on, and people should be able to identify what that is, comparatively.
Chelsea Handler
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People
About
Going
I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd like to be able to do the serious stuff in conjunction with the comedy.
Chelsea Handler
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People
Like
Just
In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante.
Chelsea Handler
Tags:
Relationship
You
Just
I definitely don't want to have kids. I don't think I'd be a great mother. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have the time to raise a child.
Chelsea Handler
Tags:
Time
Great
Think
Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else's words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It's the most narcissistic thing you could probably do.
Chelsea Handler
Tags:
You
Me
Just
I don't have a lot of shame. That doesn't mean I can't feel bad about the way someone reacts to me or about something I read about myself online. But I don't have a lot of guilt, no. I've always been this way. I'm missing a chip.
Chelsea Handler
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Me
About
Always
I wanted to be famous. It's embarrassing to admit, but I came out to L.A. thinking it would happen in no time. I thought, 'Once they see me, they'll be so glad I came.' I always had a ridiculous amount of self-confidence about what was going to happen to me.
Chelsea Handler
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Time
Famous
Me
You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it?
Chelsea Handler
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Good
You
People
